LO was hitting the outside of a Bubble Panel at the playground while a boy was looking through the bubble. A bubble panel is a big plastic half circle on playgrounds. This angered the boy and he started screaming at her through the bubble. This made DH and I laugh as she thought it was hilarious. So she ran around to the other side and started playing with another part of the structure which angered him but he wasn't touching her and we were standing right there. I thought his parent might come over and tell him to calm down or to put the helmet back on his head but he calmed down and was talking to her underneath the structure. So DH and I resumed talking and then IT HAPPENED.
DH: "Is that kid showing LO his wanky and pretending to pee on her?"
Me: "You are crazy, he is HOLY SHITE!! LO get away from that crazy boy."
Then I proceeded to look for the future pedophiles' parents who were NOWHERE to be found. I know that a seven year old doesn't come to the park unaccompanied. OMG, is that normal? Is this one of those moments where I really appreciate having a daughter? Were his parents hiding as they knew that he was a repeat flasher/pantomime peeing beast? WHAT IS THAT??