A collection of things that I have heard in the past week.
While dining at Grandpa Irv's residence
Old person: "Are you the mother of this child?"
Old person: "I knew it! My whole table thought you and your husband were the grandparents."
LO at dinner
LO: "Mama, Ella and Gigi(the nanny)"
DH: "Who am I?"
While buying diapers on my lunch break
Cashier: "Looks like your little one is keeping you up. I remember those days, how old is she?"
Me: "Almost two"
At work in an adjoining office
Officemate to 1-800 call center person: "LISTEN YOUNG LADY"
My dad in a birthday email
"I can't believe my my little girl is a mother and not getting any younger."
3 years ago