An IT guy had remote accessed my computer and was running "scripts" for a bug from all the porn that I look at while working and I ran out to get a burrito and then THIS HAPPENED.
These eyebrows do NOT say pony rides and petting zoo but I am terrified to touch them to end up in an eyebrow situation at work. ALSO, what if there are no eyebrows underneath there anymore. What if suddenly I am going to have to draw on my eyebrows every day in purple? Do you automatically have to get multiple piercings and wear acid washed jeans with extra hairspray? Let's pray that I take these bad boys off and there is some semblance of an eyebrow left.
3 years ago