After work, a lady is going to spray these gams with tan AND there was a late night pedicure last night after pilates. I asked the sales girl about the latest in tanning because last time I tried tanning, there was a booth and you had to hold your breath and close your eyes and then turn around while toxic chemicals were shot at you. Then around our wedding, there was a show about tanning and I went to get THE tan from one of the people on the show and OMG you had to keep wet paint on you for 12 hours and not touch anything. Do you know how hard that is??? Do you have any idea what happens when a cat rubs against your tan? To you and the cat? SO someone is going to spray just the legs and I can shower after an hour or two. Heck, I can just eat that whole time and it will go fast.
3 years ago