Conversation in my house
Me & DH in 5 minutes that we talk alone in the same room each evening
Me: Have you been following the Casey Anthony trial?
DH: Is that the one where the parents killed the kid?
Me: Those are the grandparents, their daughter is on trial for murder.
DH: Mumble, mumble, not interested, mumble
Me: So there was a really exciting witness on the stand today and they may let the jury smell the trunk of the car.
DH: What? mumble, not interested, mumble, you obviously have your facts wrong, mumble
Me: Yes, they have a can that contains the smell of the car that witnesses have been testifying smelled like death.
DH: Mumble, did you bake these cookies, mumble, mumble
Me: Yes, that is why there is baking utensils out. So do you know what this means?
DH: What means?
Me: You could send someone a fart in the mail!
DH: Why wouldn't you just fart on them, I could fart on you right now.
Me in my head: This is why we are not really fit for polite company.
2 years ago