Thursday, May 19, 2011

Q&A Treat

A few peeps have been doing Q & As on their blogs and I really liked the idea but I was worried that no one would ask me any questions.  In an effort to not put myself out there, but still participate, I have developed my own questions and answers.  Feel free to ask anything that I don't cover.

Q. What does your car smell like?
A. Vomit, a combination of spoiled milk and formula that has reached into the crevices that makes me throw up a little in my mouth when I get in the car.

Q.  What surprised you the most about having a baby?
A. The amount of earwax produced by newborns and infants.

Q. What question irritated you the most during job interviews?
A. Where do you see yourself in five years.  That is the most generic, stoopid question.  I have no clue what I will be doing in five years but hopefully it will NOT be working for the douche that asks.

Q. What sweets are you digging on right now?
A. The chocolate chip cookies from this place.

Q. What did you hope to accomplish in the four months off from work that you failed to do?
A.  See a movie.

Q. Helpful mom tip this week?
A. Put a night diaper on your kid for plane rides so you don't have to change them.  I never thought of that.

Q. Weirdest thing that DH did in the last week?
A. Cut the straps off the high chair, necessitating the purchase of a new one.