Friday, September 10, 2010

5 Reasons You Should Not Invite Us to Stay at Your House

  1. I will ask if I can throw a BBQ and invite 25 of my closest family members plus their hanger-ons with four days notice.
  2. My husband will tell you that your deck on your brand new house has rotted and needs to be replaced even though he has no contracting experience and works behind a computer all day.
  3. My baby will have an explosion on your nice towels that you received as a wedding gift.
  4. My father will speculate on how much you paid for your house with all of the guests at above mentioned BBQ
  5. My cousins will feed your dog all their food and non-food items including plastic balls, silly string and other small objects.
You have been warned......